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I turned off the radio in the middle of an ad:

"The newly renovated Albany Marriott, with fl--"

--with fl-?

what could it be? What does this newly renovated Marriott have?

flocked wallpaper in every room?

flight simulators available for all guests to try?

flambéed eel, as a dinner speciality?

What do you think?

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marycatelli

I'm dull enough to think "Flat-screen TVs in every room!"

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That ... is a highly likely actual answer that didn't occur to me!

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sovay

flambéed eel, as a dinner speciality?

Would definitely rate higher than flocked wallpaper.

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And flocked eel or flambéed wallpaper would be worse still (though which of the two is the absolute nadir I'm not sure)

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sovay

(though which of the two is the absolute nadir I'm not sure)

Flocked eel would ruin your dinner, but flambéed wallpaper could ruin your entire vacation.

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Yes. And I doubt the newly renovated Marriott would stay open very long after a few nights of flambéed wallpaper.

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randomdreams

Floors, now in every room!
Flea-repelling bedding!
Flags from twelve countries lining the hallways!

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Floors, now in every room!

Great minds think alike.

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Double thumbs up!

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You know, floors in every room just make a stay so pleasant, don't they? I suspect the fleas will take umbrage at the flea-repelling bedding, but they are not the custom that the hotel is looking for, especially as they don't even pay, so it's their tough luck. And flags! Yes! Now you have to choose the countries.

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Such an obstacle to the freewill visitors, though.

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kore

Flouridated (sp) water?

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Fluoridated. The u comes before the o. I don't know why. Annoying, isn't it?

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I see this hotel does *not* cater to a certain strain of conspiracists and *does* appreciate the benefits of strong teeth.

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kore

PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!

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FLUIDS--now with FLUIDS!

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queenoftheskies

I love all the answers.

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Me tooooo

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Flourless chocolate cake?

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Definitely. Where we're going, we don't need no flour!

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They have floors. It's a new feature!

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It makes multistory hotel stays **infinitely** more pleasant!

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Flaneurs in spats in every elegant salon!

flounders in the fountain!

flowers on every table!

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You'll catch me chatting with the flounders--WHY do fountains not come with flounders in most hotels (why don't more hotels have fountains)?

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After seeing that beautiful koi pond in the Montreal hotel, I'm thinking good question!

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People throw coins into fountains and coins kill fish :(

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I didn't know that about coins and fish :( That explains it.

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Fluorescent disco balls?

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Get on your dancing shoes!

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- flamingos on the croquet lawn?
- flagrant disregard for... (so many possibilies here: your wallet? sustainability? all standards of good taste?)

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Yay flamingoes! And if it were up to us, I think we could be assured that all three of those possibilities would be WELL TRUE.

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lizziebelle

Flight instructors?
Flamingoes?
Flamenco dancing?

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I WANT ALL THREE, PLEASE!

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How about flamingo dancing?

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That's what I used to think, as a kid, people were saying when they said "flamenco dancing." I'm betting flamingo dancing could be a lot of fun.

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mallorys_camera

The newly renovated Albany Marriott with...:

Flatulence-defying mattresses
Flightless fleas,
Flamboyant flamingos
And flat-screen TVs!

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I'm hiring you for all future Albany Marriott ads as not only do you incorporate a goodly number of extremely desirable traits (well, but fleas...) BUT YOU DO IT IN RHYME

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Floor-to-ceiiing liverwurst.

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This will be a dream come true for some and a nightmare for others!

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Maybe the people White's Morgan le Fay hoped to tempt when she rolled about on a foie gras bed?

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quite likely!

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sovay

Floor-to-ceiiing liverwurst.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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shalpacafarm

Flushing, that’s right, flushing toilets in the shared bathroom at the darker, slightly more creepy end of each hallway. We. Have. Spared. No. Expense.

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OMG! Flush toilets! We know where we're staying, don't we gang??

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