I think a better example duccio would be using drugs mules who swallow condoms full of illicit drugs and then doing a switcheroo with some kind of explosive. I am not sure if you could explain to a dolphin that this was a one way mission. And I am pretty sure Mr Skinner never tried to explain to the animals more need to know I guess. Plenty of drugs get smuggled across borders enough to keep millions of addicts less discontent. Chuck Paluniak (Fight Club Writer) used to go into great detail of how to do stuff like this. The downside with bomb makers is that they either go off when you're making them or they're a bit of a damp squib. That's how Mr Nobel made his first fortune. And now the money goes to peace prizes.

On Dolphins in general there's a sort of splitting that occurs among the bipeds with opposable thumbs that has Dolphins as the sweet playmates of the sea who will help a sailor in distress as opposed to Sharks who are primaeval killers preying on the living like the undead. If they stop moving they die. But apparently they are just what they are. Dolphins will drown a baby dolphin if they want get some action with its mother. And Sharks are quite shy creatures whether they like humans or not they tend to leave them alone. They couldn't eat a whole one.

I don't think you understand how suicide bombing works unless there's some irish in you. They'd strap the bombs to some other guy take his family hostage and explain we all gonna die. You can die and save your family or you can refuse to drive this lorry into that checkpoint and then everyone you care about dies too. I'm with Chomsky on this one. Too complicated to explain to a dolphin just keep it as need to know.

But if you truly care about black people dying in Africa not gonna mock that. Angels may have a sense of humour but they've never taken to mine.